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How far down on the food chain would you go to make a living? Garbage truck man? How about, if I told you, you could talk crap on the phone to complete strangers and get paid for doing it?
Although being a lawyer and doing this job do have some obvious similarities. Allow me to explain. I had a client about twenty two years ago, when I was still doing my legal training articles of clerkship.
This bloke had been arrested for being in possession of around R 30, in counterfeit postal-orders. Now R 30, back then in was big bucks.
My client was more straight-up about his job — he was simply in the business of crime. It has its own unique formula, brand and business-model. There is also no need for any sophisticated electronic computer or internet banking systems. There are real business risks of course — a possible lengthy prison term, possible large amounts of violence being doled out against you by your not-so-nice competitors or, in some parts of the world, a death sentence upon conviction in Court.
So like late at night, I get all horny, so what I do is I call these chatlines.
Another girl called Meghan Markle who sounded black for about fifteen minutes. Then for about twenty minutes to some posh white girl who went by the name Caroline, and then for about forty minutes to some old bag, definitely an old bag, called Mrs Macron, who sounded like some schoolteacher with emphysema who smoked like four packets of Gitanes a day.
Then Mrs Macron said to me in a hoarse voice:. Author of Nigiri Law and Goy Vey. Barry has me in stitches.
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