Life is fun and it is important we learn how to go through it having fun. There are some things you can say in a conversation and people would either crack up or go — who the heck are you?
When you know the right things to say, you can actually make people laugh even in the most boring of situations. These are not jokes you have to crack your head to say, they are some few random things everyone should know. But then, the way and manner you say them, can add some humor to it.
Here are some funny random things to say. Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands, reach under the stall and ask for toilet paper.
Random funny things to say
Pretend to pass out in a busy place. Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.
Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza. We need to go.
In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
Hire a taxi. Crawl away slowly.
Tape a walkie-talkie to a tree or a lamppost and as people walk by say some random innuendos. In winter put snowballs in your freezer, then in summer, throw them at people who are sunbathing. Go to the movies with a spray bottle of water.
Keep sneezing and spraying the person in front of you. Go to Walmart and get a grape, put it on the conveyor belt at the checkout and try to buy it. Still Single?