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Trust us. Your friends love it when you pull out sarcasm.
They use your sarcastic one liners on other people later and feel smart, or at the very least quippy. In order to give them more ammo for their sarcastic arsenal you need to use these sarcastic jokes on them, or at least share it with them in your group chat.
Do you drink 3 cups of coffee a day?
These jokes are the definition of sarcastic and they deserve to be shared. I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her.
Or something like that. I can totally keep secrets.
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Writing a horror screenplay. It starts off with a ringing phone.
Then It must be none of your business. How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live? Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad.
Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like you appear bright—until they open their mouths. To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.
Don't do this after your first vaccine dose
On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches. Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally this terrible of a person?
Those of you who think you know it all are really annoying to those of us who do. My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk.
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I said I was blaming you. Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.
If that is OK, please give me absolutely no. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk.
If you want me to eat them for you, give me no. Thy will be done. Last night in my dream I was peeing in bed.
Dreams do come true I realized in the morning. Frankie Stein is from Italy, but lives in Ingolstadt, Germany.
Her hobbies are: reading about science, doing experiments, and travelling. She's been all around Europe and loves Scotland, London, and Russia. Her boyfriend is called Victor and they both love listening to The Cure, reading Byron, and gazing upon William Blake prints.
November 17, Author Frankie Stein. No Comments.
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